Fast Computer: I want my computer to switch on like radio. The moment I switch it on, the sound comes out!… quoted by a client in computer shop.

Unreliable Computer: I think, if my computer keeps on breaking down after you fix it, I suggest the next time it breaks, you modify it into flower pot!… quoted by fren, Yen.

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