China planned to re-cycle used condoms into rubber band. Usually rubber bands are used to tie including tying hair. How many of us… woman… out there willing to tie their hair with rubber bands made from re-cycled condoms?

Experts said, re-cycling used condoms into general use is very un-healthy. It might spread AIDS or STD. So from now on, we have to be careful with rubber bands…

But Singapore has been re-cycling used condoms long time ago, here is the story…

A Malaysian was boasting and teasing a Singaporean about chewing gums…

Malaysian:
You all Singaporean cannot eat chewing gum lah… because you all don’t know how to eat it, that’s why lah your government banned it… so ‘kesian’ one…  Here, we can have and eat all kind of chewing gums… ha ha ha…

Singaporean:
In Malaysia, what do you do with used condoms?

Malaysian:
You so sick one lah… of course we throw it lah… You want to use it again meh? chee sing… soii wo…

Singaporean:
Do you know what we do with used condoms in Singapore?

Malaysian:
Don’t know lah… Use it again kah? So sick kah you all…

Singaporean:
No lah… we re-cycle our used condoms into chewing gums and export it to Malaysia.