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He has no time, now what?

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No time?… This one is for sure going to boost the tourism industries for the whole of Malaysia… yeah right!!!

Shah Rukh Khan has no time for us lah… This Bollywood star got no time at all to attend the ‘state government’ official function to receive his Datukship on 29 November 2008… He is too busy with his schedule taking Fentraphen… The ‘state officials’ (the poor victims?… including the TYT?… and the people?) are now trying their best to arrange for an alternative date… for ‘him’ at the people’s expenses.

According to the news, the whole idea to confer this guy with ‘datukship’ came from two guys. The idea was mooted by former Finance Minister Tun Daim Zainuddin and with the Melaka’s Chief Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam defending the idea. These two guys said ‘this will help boost tourism in Malaysia’… are you sure for ‘Malaysia’?… nope, I don’t think so… you watched and likes too much bollywood movies…

When the idea become news recently, it drew criticism from the public, including NGOs… some said ‘datukship’ is getting ‘low class’ nowadays… one reason not to respect or look up at ‘datuk’. And nobody listen to the people’s at that time… and now this what happened… so how lah? Maybe it’s true, more tourists will come…


Benazir Bhutto assassinated!

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I’m going to write something away from my normal blogging… Benazir Bhutto the ex-prime minister of Pakistan was assassinated less then half hour ago!

This is horrible… we don’t want this to happen anywhere else…

…The attacker struck just minutes after Bhutto addressed a rally of thousands of supporters in the garrison city of Rawalpindi, 8 miles south of Islamabad. She was shot in the neck and chest by the attacker, who then blew himself up… Yahoo News

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Why do they need to re-cycle condoms?

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China planned to re-cycle used condoms into rubber band. Usually rubber bands are used to tie including tying hair. How many of us… woman… out there willing to tie their hair with rubber bands made from re-cycled condoms?

Experts said, re-cycling used condoms into general use is very un-healthy. It might spread AIDS or STD. So from now on, we have to be careful with rubber bands…

But Singapore has been re-cycling used condoms long time ago, here is the story…

A Malaysian was boasting and teasing a Singaporean about chewing gums…

You all Singaporean cannot eat chewing gum lah… because you all don’t know how to eat it, that’s why lah your government banned it… so ‘kesian’ one…  Here, we can have and eat all kind of chewing gums… ha ha ha…

In Malaysia, what do you do with used condoms?

You so sick one lah… of course we throw it lah… You want to use it again meh? chee sing… soii wo…

Do you know what we do with used condoms in Singapore?

Don’t know lah… Use it again kah? So sick kah you all…

No lah… we re-cycle our used condoms into chewing gums and export it to Malaysia.


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